Yes. These are (or were) real companies. Some are currently in… transitional phases. Others are, let’s say, “in legacy mode.”

We believe in affordable entrepreneurship. That, and most of them already burned through billions in funding.

No, you get something even better: the illusion of control and the thrill of irrational optimism.

We’re not lawyers. But no one’s stopped us yet.

You’ll get a nice dopamine hit, some regret, and a stylish confirmation email. Physical assets not included.

Most of them already left. The ones that stayed are probably still waiting for stock options to mean something.

Yes. Just like the original blood tests, we promise results — we just won’t say what kind.

Only if you can prove that Nikola ever turned a profit.

Safer than investing in Lordstown Motors, that’s for sure.

You can try. Just note: coupons are no longer accepted… anywhere.

Yes.