“Questions? Concerns? Vague Business Proposals?”
We’re always here to help — especially if you’re looking to buy a high-profile failure at a low-profile price.
Drop us a message using the form below, or send a carrier pigeon to our legal department (they haven’t had a win in years).
Our Office: Somewhere Between Optimism and Delusion
While our registered office is in Delaware, our true HQ lies at Point Nemo — the most remote spot on Earth. Symbolic? Yes. Strategic? Absolutely not.
Alternative Contact Options
- Fax: 404-NOT-REAL
- Phone: Currently on Do Not Disturb
- Twitter: Suspended (we think?)
- Snail Mail: Takes a while. We’re not checking.