We Believe Every Business Deserves a Second Owner.

“We don’t sell failures — we sell potential. Just… previously exhausted.”

Our Team

Clara B.

– Chief Liquidation Strategist

Clara once flipped a fax machine company into a boutique soap brand. She now oversees bankrupt brand alignment.

Milo V.

– VP of Acquisitions & Ambiguity

Milo reads balance sheets like tea leaves. If the vibe is off, the price goes down.

Ash R.

– Intern

They once tried to buy Fitbit with Dogecoin. Still here somehow.

Why Choose Us?




Where To Find Us?

404 Recovery Ave

Chapter Eleven Business Park

Delaware, U.S. (Of course it’s Delaware)

We’re here to make that irresponsible dream a reality.

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