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Frequently Asked Questions<\/h2>
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Are these actual companies?<\/strong>

Yes. These are (or were) real companies. Some are currently in\u2026 transitional phases. Others are, let\u2019s say, “in legacy mode.”<\/p> <\/div>

Why are they so cheap?<\/strong>

We believe in affordable entrepreneurship. That, and most of them already burned through billions in funding.<\/p> <\/div>

Do I get the entire business when I \u201cbuy\u201d it here?<\/strong>

No, you get something even better: the illusion of control and the thrill of irrational optimism.<\/p> <\/div>

Is this legal?<\/strong>

We\u2019re not lawyers. But no one\u2019s stopped us yet.<\/p> <\/div>

What do I actually<\/em> get when I make a purchase?<\/strong>

You\u2019ll get a nice dopamine hit, some regret, and a stylish confirmation email. Physical assets not included.<\/p> <\/div>

Are employees included?<\/strong>

Most of them already left. The ones that stayed are probably still waiting for stock options to mean something.<\/p> <\/div>

Is Theranos really for sale?<\/strong>

Yes. Just like the original blood tests, we promise results \u2014 we just won\u2019t say what kind.<\/p> <\/div>

Is there a money-back guarantee?<\/strong>

Only if you can prove that Nikola ever turned a profit.<\/p> <\/div>

Is my payment information safe?<\/strong>

Safer than investing in Lordstown Motors, that’s for sure.<\/p> <\/div>

Can I buy Bed Bath & Beyond and reopen it?<\/strong>

You can try. Just note: coupons are no longer accepted\u2026 anywhere.<\/p> <\/div>

Is this a parody or are you serious?<\/strong>

Yes.<\/p> <\/div> <\/div>

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