{"id":120,"date":"2025-04-21T01:48:33","date_gmt":"2025-04-21T01:48:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vs24holdt.ita.voco.ee\/?page_id=120"},"modified":"2025-04-30T05:06:45","modified_gmt":"2025-04-30T05:06:45","slug":"contact","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/vs24holdt.ita.voco.ee\/index.php\/contact\/","title":{"rendered":"Contact"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u201cQuestions? Concerns? Vague Business Proposals?\u201d<\/h2><p>We\u2019re always here to help \u2014 especially if you&#8217;re looking to buy a high-profile failure at a low-profile price.<br>Drop us a message using the form below, or send a carrier pigeon to our legal department (they haven\u2019t had a win in years).<\/p><div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div><div class=\"wp-block-contact-form-7-contact-form-selector\">\n<div class=\"wpcf7 no-js\" id=\"wpcf7-f250-o1\" lang=\"en-US\" dir=\"ltr\" data-wpcf7-id=\"250\">\n<div class=\"screen-reader-response\"><p role=\"status\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-atomic=\"true\"><\/p> <ul><\/ul><\/div>\n<form action=\"\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/120#wpcf7-f250-o1\" method=\"post\" class=\"wpcf7-form init\" aria-label=\"Contact form\" novalidate=\"novalidate\" data-status=\"init\">\n<div style=\"display: none;\">\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_wpcf7\" value=\"250\" \/>\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_wpcf7_version\" value=\"6.0.6\" \/>\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_wpcf7_locale\" value=\"en_US\" \/>\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_wpcf7_unit_tag\" value=\"wpcf7-f250-o1\" \/>\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_wpcf7_container_post\" value=\"0\" \/>\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_wpcf7_posted_data_hash\" value=\"\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p><label> Your Name (Required, unlike some of these companies' ethics)<br \/>\n<span class=\"wpcf7-form-control-wrap\" data-name=\"your-name\"><input size=\"40\" maxlength=\"400\" class=\"wpcf7-form-control wpcf7-text wpcf7-validates-as-required\" autocomplete=\"name\" aria-required=\"true\" aria-invalid=\"false\" value=\"\" type=\"text\" name=\"your-name\" \/><\/span> <\/label>\n<\/p>\n<p><label> Email Address (Yes, we still use email \u2014 retro, right?)<br \/>\n<span class=\"wpcf7-form-control-wrap\" data-name=\"your-email\"><input size=\"40\" maxlength=\"400\" class=\"wpcf7-form-control wpcf7-email wpcf7-validates-as-required wpcf7-text wpcf7-validates-as-email\" autocomplete=\"email\" aria-required=\"true\" aria-invalid=\"false\" value=\"\" type=\"email\" name=\"your-email\" \/><\/span> <\/label>\n<\/p>\n<p><label> Message (Bonus points for business buzzwords)<br \/>\n<span class=\"wpcf7-form-control-wrap\" data-name=\"your-message\"><textarea cols=\"40\" rows=\"10\" maxlength=\"2000\" class=\"wpcf7-form-control wpcf7-textarea\" aria-invalid=\"false\" name=\"your-message\"><\/textarea><\/span> <\/label>\n<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"wpcf7-form-control-wrap\" data-name=\"select-508\"><select class=\"wpcf7-form-control wpcf7-select wpcf7-validates-as-required\" aria-required=\"true\" aria-invalid=\"false\" name=\"select-508\"><option value=\"I want to buy a bankrupt business\">I want to buy a bankrupt business<\/option><option value=\"I\u2019m lost, but curious\">I\u2019m lost, but curious<\/option><option value=\"Is this a joke?\">Is this a joke?<\/option><option value=\"Other (probably legal)\">Other (probably legal)<\/option><\/select><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p><input class=\"wpcf7-form-control wpcf7-submit has-spinner\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Submit\" \/>\n<\/p><input type='hidden' class='wpcf7-pum' value='{\"closepopup\":false,\"closedelay\":0,\"openpopup\":false,\"openpopup_id\":0}' \/><div class=\"wpcf7-response-output\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/div>\n<\/form>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div><h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Our Office: Somewhere Between Optimism and Delusion<\/h3><div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\"><div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:400px\"><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"844\" height=\"842\" src=\"https:\/\/vs24holdt.ita.voco.ee\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/point-nemo.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-243\" style=\"border-width:2px;border-radius:5px;aspect-ratio:1;object-fit:cover;width:400px\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:400px\"><p>While our registered office is in Delaware, our true HQ lies at Point Nemo \u2014 the most remote spot on Earth. Symbolic? Yes. Strategic? Absolutely not.<\/p><\/div><\/div><div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Alternative Contact Options<\/h2><ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Fax: 404-NOT-REAL<\/li>\n\n<li>Phone: Currently on Do Not Disturb<\/li>\n\n<li>Twitter: Suspended (we think?)<\/li>\n\n<li>Snail Mail: Takes a while. We\u2019re not checking.<\/li><\/ul><div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Ready to take the plunge into a discounted corporate mystery box?<\/h2><div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div><div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-a89b3969 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\"><div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-25 home-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-align-center wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/vs24holdt.ita.voco.ee\/index.php\/shop\/\">Start Browsing<\/a><\/div><\/div><div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cQuestions? Concerns? 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